The thing is, the Dad never wanted me. The Mom, well, she reminds me of this almost every day. She scoops me up in her arms and she nuzzles my neck and she whispers about how she had to convince him to adopt me. Then he takes me from her, and he cradles me until […]
Listen, I know you’re unsure about it. You’re nervous. It’s understandable. But the thing, is a lot of people are doing it already. They love it. They can’t get enough. Every week, they go back for more. If you’re really lucky, your insurance will even pay for it. Come on, you know what I’m talking about, […]